Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Twilight Sucks

Twilight is a terrible book in if not every way possible, then almost. Its problems are lack of any literary anything (whatsoever), boring, weird (fetish style) soft-core porn, Mormon subliminal message, gives girls an unrealistic view of guys, 50's style sexism, and it was written by Stephenie Meyer (enough reason with that one). I mean when Stephen King says an author can not write period, they have to suck at writing. The only reason Meyers is selling millions (or one copy) is because Twilight is about impossible love. The only group that should be given any credit for twilight is the marketing team.


Fill this out and maybe I'll believe Twilight has a plot (any book in the series or the series as a whole is fine). I'm not too worried because its impossible.


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