Clarifying the Bases

1st Base - Making Out
2nd Base - Under clothes touching, includes penis, Virgina and breasts
3rd Base - Oral sex (blowjob, eating out* out a girl)
4th Base - Sex
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*eating out a girl - using your tounge, lips, and sometimes teeth on a girls vagina to "pleasure" her.

Top 15 Movies

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15. Pineapple Express

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14. The Hangover

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13. Zoolander

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12. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

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11. Eurotrip

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10. 40 Year Old Virgin

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9. Never Back Down

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8. National Lampoon’s Van Wilder

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7. Old School

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6. Fired Up

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5. The Day After Tomorrow

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4. Iron Man

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3. Road Trip

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2. Good Luck Chuck

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1. The first three American Pies

(American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding)

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*This note is for those of you angry that your favorite movie did not make the list. This is because these movies are much better. If this relates to you screw off. This is my blog.

Top 15 Demotivational Posters

15. Whining

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European Soccer Team.

14. Compromise

Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours might be.

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The more of my behavior you accept, the less you will have to forgive.

12. Victory

Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they've defeated.

11. Corruption

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

10. Failure

When your best just is'nt good enough.

9. Individuality

Always remember you are unique. Just like everybody else.

8. Procrastination

Hard work often pays off over time, but laziness always pays off now.

7. Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

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Don't ever change. I always want to be better than you.

5. Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean its not incredibly stupid.

4. Elitism

It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

3. Potential

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

2. I > U

1. Conformity

It's the one who is different that gets left out in the cold.

Well that's the list of the my personal top 15 demotivational posters.

My Name Is FREAKING Hot

Well I was searching the web for my name and I found something awesome.



I mean look at that. Not many people can say that somebody with their same name can also turn them on (and she definitely turns me on maybe i can meet her sometime). Wouldn't it be cool to nevermind. Wow she's hot. This was me before , then - and now / do you get my awesome computer symbols (I thought them up myself). You have to love Google (not those stupid search engines like msn or yahoo).

Where Is Blogging

This diagram leaves out at least one important aspect of the internet, I mean c'mon where is blogging. It should fit into all of these categories just like twitter (only awesome). Look at it this way

• Only very narcissistic people write blogs. Have you ever seen a blog from a normal person, I mean there is Barney Stinson's blog (which is very good a close second to mine) and he's slightly narcissistic. He is allowed to be because he is awesome (once again close second to me).
• Only people with ADHD write blogs. We get very bored very easily so we blog
• Stalkers read blogs not just facebook, twitter, and whatever tweet talk is (it looks dumb).

I for one do not understand how tweet talk (still dont know, nor care what it is, for there is no way it beats blogging) of all things made it onto this list, while blogging did not. Where is there sense of dignity though despair, inc. is pretty awesome. Awesomeness, isn't that an awesome word?