Friday, June 25, 2010

Top 15 Demotivational Posters

15. Whining
If you expect to score points by whining, join a European Soccer Team.
14. Compromise
Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours might be.

13.
The more of my behavior you accept, the less you will have to forgive.


12. Victory
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they've defeated.


11. Corruption
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.


10. Failure
When your best just is'nt good enough.


9. Individuality
Always remember you are unique. Just like everybody else.


8. Procrastination
Hard work often pays off over time, but laziness always pays off now.


7. Ambition
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.


6.
Don't ever change. I always want to be better than you.


5. Tradition
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean its not incredibly stupid.

4. Elitism
It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.


3. Potential
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.


2. I > U
1. Conformity
It's the one who is different that gets left out in the cold.

Well that's the list of the my personal top 15 demotivational posters.

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